OPINION   
Editor's Note
20 years of service to the community
Time flies.

Exactly 20 years ago this month, The SUN shone for the Filipinos in Hong Kong. It was the fulfillment of a dream that took shape years earlier, or shortly after I arrived here in 1987 and realized there was no reliable information channel serving the community.

But turning that dream into reality proved to be difficult. Several people offered to fund the publication of a news-paper, but everyone wanted a business model different from what we had in mind. Details...

Anak Araw
Pagpapabaya
Nitong nakaraang buwan ay naging saksi tayo sa nangyari kay Manang Gloria Ortinez, ang OFW na biktima ng tanim-bala sa Manila airport. Halos buong araw kasi ay naglagi siya sa opisina ng The SUN, kasama ang mga naghatid sa kanya na sina Susan "Toots" Ople na tagataguyod ng mga OFW, at ang abogado niyang si Atty Spocky Farolan, kaya nasaksihan namin siya nang malapitan. Details...

Migrant's Forum
Nanay Gloria's journey to HK
President Benigno Simeon Aquino III recently told the media that cases of tanim-bala were sensationalized, citing figures to prove his point. As an OFW advocate, I respectfully disagree. Looking at this from a purely numbers perspective could lead one to overlook the deep trauma that such incidents have caused its innocent victims.

Had he met and spoken to 56-year old OFW Gloria Ortinez, our President would have learned the following: Details...

Know Your Rights
The Mission
This was the speech delivered by the Mission for Migrant Workers' general manager, Cynthia Tellez, at the launch of the 10-year Impact Evaluation Report of the Mission's work held on December 5, 2015 at the Li Hall of St. John's Cathedral. Details...

BUHAY PINAY   
Trapik!

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NEWS FROM HOME   
No politics on poll-related cases: SC
With at least one -- and possibly two disqualification cases in the presidential race -- the Supreme Court has assured the nation politics will not dictate its decisions.
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COMMUNITY   
Mission gets top approval rating from clients
Staff and volunteers at the Mission for Migrant Workers had reason to celebrate when they launched the non-government organization's 10-year Impact Evaluation Report at Li Hall of St John's Cathedral on Dec. 4. Nearly all, or 97% of migrants who sought assistance said that they were helped by the Mission, and more than half of them (57%) said they would recommend the NGO to others.
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PINOY JOKES   
TV bloopers

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Chinese Horoscope   
Ano ang hatid ng Disyembre sa iyo

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Modernization


The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said: "You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now.''

The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued: "And you told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock `n roll gospel choir. Now our services are consistently packed to thebalcony.''

:Thank you, father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth."

"All of these ideas have been well and good,'' said the elderly priest, "but I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional.''

"But, father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!"

"Yes," replied the elderly priest, "And i appreciate that. But the flashing neon sign, `Toot `n tell or go to hell' cannot stay on the church roof!



Teminology

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.

I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

"We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.

"You don't?" I replied.

"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.

"So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"

"That's right."

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

Unbelievable but sadly true. Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.



Shopping

I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers"that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my item "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.

Not finding the bar code, she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?"

I said to her, "I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today."

She said "OK", and I paid her for the things and left.

She had no clue to what had just happened.

But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left.



Tewch-savvy

A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.

When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy".

(Keep shuddering!!)



Emergency

A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants.

The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, but the mother says, "I just gave him some ant killer....."

Dispatcher: "Rush him in to emergency right now!"



Puppy love

What does Love mean to a 4-8 year old? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds: "What does love mean?"The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.See what you think:

When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.--Rebecca, age 8.

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.--Billy, 4.

Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.--Karl, 5.

Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.--Chrissy, 6.

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.--Terri, 4.

Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.--Danny, 7.

Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that.They look gross when they kiss.--Emily, 8.

Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presentsand listen.--Bobby, 7.

If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend you hate. --Nikka, 6.

Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.--Noelle, 7.

Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.--Tommy, 6.

During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.--Cindy, 8.

My mommy loves me more than anybodyYou don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.--Clare, 6.

Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.--Elaine, 5.

Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.--Chris, 7.

Love is when your puppy licks your face even is you left him alone all day.--Mary, 4.

I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.--Lauren, 4.

When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.--Karen, 7.

Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.--Mark, 6.

You really shouldn't say "I love you" unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.--Jessica, 8.

And the final one,the winner, was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,"Nothing , I just helped him cry."

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